Tuesday, January 12, 2016

Yesterday was the first day I posted a new message in a while.

Which makes The Onion's article all the more timely.

Woman Feels Like She’s Finally Ready To Start Receiving Unsolicited Vulgar Messages Again NEWS IN BRIEF
SAN DIEGO—Explaining that she had needed a few months to herself to “get back to the right emotional place,” local woman Laura Berman told reporters Monday she finally felt ready to start receiving completely unsolicited and extremely vulgar messages again. “It was really important to have some time to regroup, but now I think I’m ready to put myself out there again,” said Berman, who stated that, after careful consideration, she has decided to open herself back up to a relentless barrage of sexually explicit and unwelcome emails and texts from strangers. “Call me old-fashioned, but I’m glad I waited until I was mentally prepared to start [opening crude and offensive messages from men who I’ve only spoken to briefly, if at all, that make me feel incredibly uncomfortable, and then after I’ve politely asked them to stop, being bombarded with obscene insults and sometimes violent threats that make me terrified to even look at my phone]. I think it’s time.” At press time, Berman reportedly expressed surprise at how easy it was to get back in the swing of things after opening three consecutive messages containing photos of various unknown men’s genitals.
 
http://www.theonion.com/article/woman-feels-shes-finally-ready-start-receiving-uns-52143 
Thanks, The Onion, for writing an article so true I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry.

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  2. Hello Nic. So good to know you through your profile on the blogger and the blog post. I am glad to stop by your blog post and go through it. How wicked is the generation where men and women from the secular point of view start relating to the opposite sex with sexual appeal. The relationship between two opposite sexes should start with the agape love which is sacrificial. It is my prayer for you, may the Lord bring godly young man in to your life. Well let me introduce myself to you. I am a Pastor from Mumbai, India and have been in the Pastoral ministry for last 36 yrs in this great city of Mumbai a city with a great contrast where richest of rich and the poorest of poor live. We also encourage young and the adults from the west to come to Mumbai to work with us during their vacation time. We would love to have you come to Mumbai with your friends to work with us during your vacation time. I am sure you will have a life changing experience. My email id is: dhwankhede(at)gmail(dot)com and my name is Diwakar Wankhede. Looking forward to hear from you very soon. God's richest blessings on you, your family and friends. Also wish you a blessed and a Chrit centered New year. Praying for you for the Lord to lead you to a right direction in your life.

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