Can't say he's not persistent..

4/22/2013 5:41:36 PM

Looking beautiful sweetheart , how's everything going ?

4/22/2013 7:08:14 PM

What part of bobland* are you in

4/25/2013 7:25:03 PM

Your amazing

4/29/2013 8:46:45 PM

You're looking amazing !! What's going on beautiful , how was your weekend ?

*Not a real place

What's with the quotation marks, Bob?

A Pleasant Good Afternoon to you, My name's Bob Bobby*. I am 37 years

old (Single) from Bobland (Bob County). Your pictures and

profile are "SENSATIONALLY AND EXQUISITELY" Beautiful. I hope I wasn't

interrupting or disturbing anything.

*Not his real name

I suppose we'll have to agree to disagree.

Nice display picture, but I think it would look even better if it had me with you in it.

Probably nothing you want..

Hello, what are looking to give to a guy who has everything he needs and most of what he wants?

Despite this message, I assure you guys.. I do, in fact, have 2 eyes.

You have one of the most amazing and mysterious eyes that I have seen. I would love to know more about you.

Why, yes, I do agree. And no, not even a little curious.

Hi.. my name is bob*.. but if I was to beg to be your slave.. would you call me one and find a use for me..? Don't you agree your beauty deserves to be catered to and pampered..? Admit your just a little curious ..!

*Not his real name.

Oh, look. I'm an X-Men character. Updated!

The greatest ,cute,innocent(more devillish side) fun loving smile i ever seen but dangerous to start with ,lol and your eyes ,wow can start the fire,but it is your persona, which i

love to know more about,inbox me

11 minutes later..

DROP THE LINE,

DONT BE A HEART BREAKER ,

9.1.1 FINE LADY WANTED

I only know one type of charting and I hope that's not what you're asking..

Hey what's up my name is BOB* what's yours ?? I think you are very very cute and attractive.. Would you like to date me ?? If so lets start charting and see where things go.. I'm looking forward to showing you great times and getting to know you more while making you laugh a lot !! TTYL BISOU BOB dB)

*Not his real name.

You're awfully optimistic.

I got more than a small glimpse of you... I get such a nice feeling inside every time I look at your profile.. I must've read 3 times already and send you a couple messages.. Give me a chance, let me take you out for dinner and a couple drinks. And you'll never have to try pof again and neither would I.

Oh, Bob.. You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

I suppose youve had bad luck on the dating scene...What happened the 1st time you were on pof

Does this mean you want to hire me? Revisted!

Original post here.

So, yeah.  I'm a sucker.  I couldn't help myself and I responded to his message asking what exactly "business and discreet" meant.  Of course, it was a seeking arrangement type thing and he went on to tell me that most women tell him to keep the vacations and just give them the cash.  So, you know, like a hooker.  After that I stopped responding, my curiosity sated.  Then I received this message:

Well Hello again...getting back to our little discussion we were having...the answer to your question is yes...woman do say those things...as far as y...it could that some are just tired of the bullshit guys say over and over...or the woman attending NYU paying her tuition but struggling otherwise...so she's looking for an attraticve guy to have a good time with and make some extra cash...whatever it is..i pride myself with being a real dude...and being honest...and i'm a very private person...no facebook etc etc...and when certain women see that...they open up to you...and wanna make these deals with you...but anyway...let me explain why i put that option in your message box...it.s simply because your my type of girl...and i mean exactly...i have 2 ex's that look just like you lol....and for me that sets you apart from everyone else on here...but being realistic i'm thinking more than likely you might not feel the same way as i do...i mean if you do that's great...but if not...there are some other options we could explore...to say tactfully....that i promise you would end up in both our favors....soooo hopefully you get this message and send me back a favorable reply untill then ttyl

p.s..that picture of you in the red dress with the pale skin...is a winner for me lol...i would add some heels to that eqation and ask that you do nothing but model for me all day lol....just a thought for the mind...wink wink!!!! lol

So, basically, if I don't like him, that's cool.. He's more than happy to pay me to like him.  

I think grandma might have a problem with that..

You are totally somebody I would push my grandma into traffic to get my hands onto :D. Anyway, I am Bob* and I am just a little bit more awesome than kim kardashian's butt...Lets have a cup of something delicious and some beyond fantastic conversations which would include but not limited to robbery and diet coke! If you can handle it, that is. :D

Rock n Roll

Prince Charming

*Not his real name

Do I even want to know? *Updated

You are so hot ;) I would..

My response: "I do not know what that means."

It means, I want to take your clothes off and kiss you...

Ew.

You're looking at my what?

Hi honey what's up. I lookin u picture and your beautiful girls ;)

No, I didn't.. Oh, wait. Did you mean you?

Cutiee said hi......................... ...... ....................................................... ..

That sounds a little rapey, Bob.

Hey guess what I'm Bob*, I'm 31, I got a nice car and I'm going to take you on a date to somewhere I guarantee you never went on a date before. If you ask where I'll tell you but one thing is for sure you'll never forget our first date

*Not his real name

Does this mean you want to hire me?

Hello my name is Bob*...I think your gorgeous and i'd like to have a conversation or 2 with you...i'm employed and play no little boy games..and mist of all i know how treat a woman..i don't have much free time on my hands..but the time i have i'm tired of spending alone...i need a nice companion...and someone to go on vacation with too!!

P.s if you not feeling all I just wrote..then we can work something else out...we could even keep it discreet and business if you'd like

*Not his real name

Tell me, it was being ignored that did it, huh?

hey pretty how are you?i live in Bobland* too maybe we will have a chat a bit if you dont mind hit me up my name is Bob**

30 minutes later..

Hey seems i like you a lot lets have a chat a bit

*Not a real place.

**Not his real name

So this deal is only good for a few years then..

Youre too cute to be a starving artist... Ill give you food! You only need to keep looking great as you do

Yeah, pretty sure.

Are you sure you're not a parking ticket? You have FINE written all over you! What is your name? ;)

America's Most Wanted? No, not this week.

Very creative profile. Dare I say "snarky"?

So you are on tv? Hopefully it isn't America's Most Wanted.

All that hair and no date? Is it all yours? Meaning did you buy it or or did it grow out of your pale scalp?

Well, I'd have to check with my ally to be sure..

lets have a pale war! we can see if your more pale than a 100% sweedish guy.

Btw dont be offended that i like the gym or if you squirted me with a spray gun that i would dump you into a giant pool of self tanner.

lastly my fantasy is to live in a house that is a giant ball pit i hope thats right up your ally.

My makeup? It totally just looks that way.

Hey, are you one of these girls that takes forever with hair and make-up or does it just look that way ?

And bald what?

You got nice teeth!! And a radiant smile and baldhdhdjdjdjddjjswiwieiekekedndnsnsnsndnxsjwjsjdbxjwiwdudhsbwux

I bet he thinks I'm really smart too.

Hi how are you doing hun you looking cute and attractive and Def beautiful

I suppose he makes a good point.

is that beautiful face with a nice body.. im curious because you have only face pics

You mean, not much besides the 6 paragraphs I wrote?

Howdy!

I'm Bob*. You seem pretty cool [and really cute]. You didn't put much on here, but I think we'd get along. it's better than some of these girls listing their life stories! [Well not really, but some are pretty long and detailed...]

What do you do for fun?

Anything youd like to know about me?

*Not his real name, obvs.

Yeah, that is a little rude.

You're pretty do you do adult films? Just wondering hope its not rude

Well, good to know.

riding my harley,going out meeting new people and having a good time makingr iends,im looking to meet someone ,have fun ,friends,and taking it from there to see what could happn what my fture holds and what that other person can do to enrich my life and wht i can do for them Loving, caring, affectionate , loyal, sweet (with the occasional bit of sarcasm- lol)

I enjoy spending free time with my family and friends - dinner - trying new restaurants,drinks, , movies, traveling and of course - spending nice quiet nights at home with that special someone I'm Bob* and reading about you was fun

*Not his real name, obvs.

Oh, yes PLEASE.

Hi! I want to ask you if you want a guy like me to come to you and please you with my mouth. It's a great honor and pleasure for me to to do this for a queen like you. I can just please you and leave after it immediately. I know it's a dead chance probably, but anyway, just wanna let you know how greatful I would be if you let me do that. I'm also massage therapist, I could also give you professional massage absolutely for free, only for letting me please you.

Please, let me know what you think, I'm free today..

Can't say it's not tempting. Oh wait, yes I can.

old fashions and facesitting this weekend?

Thanks, that was fascinating.

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That's one way to get past the 50 character limit..

hi there how was ur day

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Gee, why hadn't I thought of that?

pretty funny profile!! water pistol assassin huh lol!! well anyway just wanted to say hi,,btw besides giving pof a try how about giving the sun a try as well!! lmaooo lata

Paypal for what, exactly?

hi. you are way out of my league but maybe we can be besties? im great at errands and, um, all of that. wait nevermind how embarassingg. haha sorry! you rule! can i just paypal you for no reason?! eek

No, I like my settings just the way they are.

hey sweet heart you have a beautiful smile =) wth i gotta write your a paragraph to send u a message lol....

umm idk what else to say sheesh lol u got to change ur settings sweety lol

Charm me with your what?

I LIKE YOU PROFILE IT REALLY WON ME OVER !!,WHAT A ANGELIC FACE YOU HAVE, HIT ME BACK SO I CAN TRY TO CHARM YOU WITH MY AND ,TAKE YOU OUT !!

Yes, I really am.

It does appear you are wearing a diamond on your ring finger....

you looking for someone on the side of your marriage?
And are you really that pale? Joking...