Glad you needed a month for that response.

I like your page. You definitely put it all out there lol. It's refreshing. I'm Bob* btw.

Sent from the OkCupid app Dec 8, 2015

Bye Felicia

Sent from the OkCupid app Jan 4

*Not his real name

Then give me something to talk about..

Do u have facebook

Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 11

?

Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 11

You dont talk much lol

Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 12

O well

Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 12

Fuck

Sent from the OkCupid app  Apr 14

Uh.. thanks?

Holy fuck. You're hot....

Thanks, Ted Mosby.

Hey, I'd move to Brooklyn just to secretly stalk you and watch your every move. Haha just kidding, no worries. But if you really want to give me your address, it's cool lol no just playing with you haha. You can give it to me if you really want though ROFL nah just jokes haha. Please give me your address, I think I love you.

Someone needs to put down the Thesaurus and pick up How To Not Be Creepy..

mm.. so expressive and sensual.. you exude such sensuality with those luscious lips and deep expressive eyes and that shimmering skin.. sorry for being so blunt, but it's so hard to resist such vivid imagination about you..:)

Ah, yes.. The Less Than 3 Word Message Approach.

Pretty lady

Sent from the OkCupid app  Nov 15

Awesome

Sent from the OkCupid app  Nov 30

Dream lady

Sent Yesterday

Not as many massages as I would like. (Updated)

Hi

Sent from the OkCupid app  7:26pm

My name is Bob*

Sent from the OkCupid app  7:26pm

I would like to talk to you and get a chance to know you

Sent from the OkCupid app  7:27pm

I know your so beautiful and get lots of massages

Sent from the OkCupid app  7:27pm

I don't want to waste your time but will appreciate if you massage me back

Sent from the OkCupid app  7:28pm

Thanks

Sent from the OkCupid app  7:28pm

*Not his real name


Some more messages from Bob:

I really think you should go on a date with me

Sent from the OkCupid app  4:50am

No seriously

Sent from the OkCupid app  4:50am

I think I need my lawyer for any future responses.

Why are you on TV?

-Those fuckers from Cops insisted on filming my arrest.*

*Actual response.  Not actually arrested.  Yet.

Uh.. thanks for the info?

Online dating is where sad meets crazy...

Lol, no.. No, you are not serious.

wow u are so sexy!!

do u want that i show u all my body in my webcam?

Bigger! Shame you'll never see them.

Hey, are those bewbz as big as I think they are? :P You look absolutely stunning! ;)

Let me guess.. I'm acute, aren't I?

Hi

Hello, one worded message.

How are u doing ?

You are looking so nice , like angle

I really interested to you

Oh, my.. How could I resist this opportunity to talk sex with a stranger?

hey :) you are the hottest girl on this site! i'd love to talk if you're interested...but first i want to see how honest you are, so you need to answer one question: what is the naughtiest thing you have ever done?! you tell me yours i'll tell you mine!

I.. I don't know what that means.

Hmmp........please... ; )

I wonder what happens if you divide by zero?

LOVE + CARE = MOTHER

LOVE + FEAR = FATHER

LOVE + HELP = SISTER

LOVE +FIGHT = BROTHER

LOVE + LIFE = WIFE\ HUSBAND

LOVE + CARE + FEAR + HELP + FIGHT + LIFE = FRIEND

Does your heart have any space left for new friend

I suspect this is a compliment. I think.

Damn girl! You finer than a government check! :)

Bob, let it go.

Mar 5, 2013 – 9:40am

Haha i bet it does take you a while, im sure you have tons of guys messaging you! You are quite the cutie with what seems from your profile, a pretty kick ass personality. When you come around to my message again, il be eager for your response haha.

Bob*

Mar 14, 2013 – 10:16pm

Hey hey!

Mar 23, 2013 – 12:38am

=P

Apr 15, 2013 – 8:20am

Hey stranger

Apr 19, 2013 – 11:08pm

=P

Apr 21, 2013 – 8:22pm

Hey gorgeous, whats up?

May 10, 2013 – 3:37pm

Peek a boooo

*Not his real name

Oh, look. I'm an X-Men character. Updated!

The greatest ,cute,innocent(more devillish side) fun loving smile i ever seen but dangerous to start with ,lol and your eyes ,wow can start the fire,but it is your persona, which i

love to know more about,inbox me

11 minutes later..

DROP THE LINE,

DONT BE A HEART BREAKER ,

9.1.1 FINE LADY WANTED

Do I even want to know? *Updated

You are so hot ;) I would..

My response: "I do not know what that means."

It means, I want to take your clothes off and kiss you...

Ew.

America's Most Wanted? No, not this week.

Very creative profile. Dare I say "snarky"?

So you are on tv? Hopefully it isn't America's Most Wanted.

All that hair and no date? Is it all yours? Meaning did you buy it or or did it grow out of your pale scalp?