I'll get right on that.

Ouch.......damnit!! When I saw your pic I passed out and hit my head on the keyboard!! So I'll need your full name, number and name of your modeling agency for insurance reasons.....but I'll settle for a coffee or drink sometime hehehehe ;)

I'll inform all the men that have proposed that they were correct.

Definitely wifey material beautiful

Well, I can't say I get asked that a lot..

Hi..my goodness darling. Beautiful like a porcelain doll...wow...I'm Bob*,...I bet u got beautiful toes??

*Not his real name.

It was creepy, thanks for asking.

When am I taking you on your last first date ? I think your beautiful ! If you are a smart girl and really want to get to know a great guy then I highly suggest messaging me you won't be disappointed! I will change your life. How was that pitch lol ?

Why? Why do men think it's OK to talk like this?

Yes it is nd u beautiful lady u gotta b careful. U deff get tons of messages

Yeah.. my "experience."

I actually need an actress, would you like to work with me? But the filming won't start till this summer or next year. As a YouTube or Vimeo film. I'm very serious in making it.

-This summer IS next year.

No I meant the year after lol

Anyway, do you want to be a part of it? And I'm also interested in dating you...

If we exchanged numbers it would be easier to explain the movie

I'm sorry if it's soon to ask or of me rushing it, I'm going to delete this. I don't really have the time to be on here, but I would like you to be in the film and I need you too in a way. So again sorry for rushing you. My job doesn't let me have time to be on here

(Oh really?  But on your profile you say that you own your own business.  You can't just ask yourself for some personal time?)

It's a movie based on how each person in the movie has suffered and worked jobs they don't want to because of the economy. But the economy is so bad that the govt shut down (just like in reality) I plan to use real events in the movie and real stories for each character just changed a bit to make the drama fit. A total of 9 or 7 characters, few good and bad. In the end the corporation that was secretly running the govt falls in the end. But the story continues in the second and third film. I really do need you because of your acting experience. If you can help it would be great.

Weird request. Especially since I listed the gym and coffee as things that I do not like.

Hey killer how are you . Im Bob* . . Lets catch up sometime gym , coffee , dinner , cold bike ride maybe

*Not his real name.

Ah, yes.. Every woman loves to be nothing more than an object to be shown off.

Adorable, I'd carry u around in one arm all day every day show everybody what I got.

Let me guess.. I'm acute, aren't I?

Hi

Hello, one worded message.

How are u doing ?

You are looking so nice , like angle

I really interested to you

Is.. is that a riddle?

Zz quil drank a cap full when you land by the time your at the hotel your out. Hi, I'm Bob*

*Not his real name

Oh, my.. How could I resist this opportunity to talk sex with a stranger?

hey :) you are the hottest girl on this site! i'd love to talk if you're interested...but first i want to see how honest you are, so you need to answer one question: what is the naughtiest thing you have ever done?! you tell me yours i'll tell you mine!

And that's why Afghanistan invented the burqa.

Dear whatever your nick name is!,

Women like you should be illegal to be shown in public...

In other words you seem interesting and I'd like to find out more about you. hope you can bake cookies..

Well, girls do love a poet.

oh mah gawd you so hot lol...no really tho your mighty fine and id like to make you mine

Not with that opening line.

Aww you have such a sweet face babe,love it lol

is there any chance to see your pretty face in person? Lol

Oddly enough, that has happened before.

Wow, I'd walk into a pole checking you out on the street. Ofaaaaa!! ;).

What did vowels ever do to you to make you hate them so much?

Happy FRIDAY eve! Lol How ws ur beautiful Thursday Gorgeous?I must say Im really diggin your profile..:-).I luv it.also bbygrl what a pair of lips u have on u & luv dt colgate smile of :-) You seem like a really nice genuine person. I hope? dollface.I also think u are beautiful. You have some capitvating eyes. Have anyone told u dt before? If u dont mind me asking. Where r u from ( location wise & ethnicity wise)? Something about you , I cant to put my finger on seem it, but I'm really digging it tho, hun. You seem like u got a good head on your shoulders & real go-getter (like me). Thats something we both have in common:-D . Thats a good start. I would love to get some tea, coffee, or a drinks with u 1 day? Hows this site treating u boo thus far¿?.:)

Of course.. And once I find one, I'll be sure to date him.

What's up gorgeous.. I wanted to know if you are up for a date with a handsome gentleman who knows what a woman wants.. if you want to know more just reply.. I don't usually sit here and ask women out through this social media stuff just so you know.. I'm feeling that pic where you are in red by the way

If I tell you it's for the lulz, you'll tell on me.

you're not bad looking and have a job many women dream of. if i may, why are you really on a dating site?

I bet not.

I see you're a starving artist.

I bet you'll do anything for a free meal.

I survived off packs of 8 pence noodles for an entire semester back home, now my career allows me to travel and live a bit better too.

And I want to.. not.

hey baby I want to get with you

Oh look, someone wants it to rub the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again..

Omg! I love you...I wanna wear you for fashion week (bites lip with desire)

I will please make sure to pretend I didn't get this message

The color red looks amazing on you.. Believe me when I tell you you are the most beautiful this girl I've seen on this POF if you give me the opportunity to meet you and to learn more of you to be your friend and lover I will allow you to delete my POF because seriously speaking.. You are definitely my type of woman please make sure you answer me my name is Bob*

*Not his real name.

Well, good luck with that.

hihello

hello

hellohelo

sorry you say u dont accept short messages i dont know what else to write to someone i dont know

And that's the question that makes me cry myself to sleep every night.

I like your pictures. You're very attractive. How come you don't have a boyfriend?

Lemme guess.. Clothing is optional but TOTALLY up to me..

Hey... :) You have the looks & body to be a star. Trust me I know. I own a modeling company (**** **** Modeling) and my job is to spot beauty. My company is shooting a video in 2 weeks, which Mtv is producing for me. We are also shooting a Pilot to a TV series for Netflix, which MTV is also producing for me. I would like to make you a part of what I'm doing. Your beautiful & you should not waist God's talent. When he made you, he was showing off. Let me know if your interested. By this time next year, you'll be rich & famous.

Maybe because I don't want umpteen messages about how much better I look without makeup?

You look better without make up... Why does this message have to be long but that's all I wanted to right :@

Duly noted.

your original main pic was *much* better.

you're cute, with lovely smiling eyes, in your current main pic, but outright mouth watering in the original, red dress pic.

think about it.

Haha, right? Writing things is like, totally dumb!

Hey can i have u I'm Adam how r u not sure why u want us to write so much haha

Couldn't if you tried.

make your panties wet??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

I'm OK with not being a smart girl.

When am I taking you on your last first date ? If your a smart girl and really want to get to know a great guy then I highly suggest messaging me you won't be disappointed. Guarantee you that !!!

ICKY....

YUMMY.....................................................

I would like that not at all, thanks.

Hi! How'd you like us to start a relationship?

Now I have images of cat food in my head.

Hey there fancy face

how's ur summer going so far

Gotta say u are gorgeous

I'd like to get to know u

See if ur more than just a pretty face

Only if you want to get hit back.

Can i hit it please. You are fineCan i hit it please. You are Can i hit it please. You are Can i hit it please. You are fine

Because "boogar" is what every girl likes to hear.

YOU!! Stop causing trouble meow haha Do you want a story about myself boogar. Read my profile

I.. I don't know what that means.

Hmmp........please... ; )

So long as it's from afar.

hey :)..u r so pretty ..i m feeling like doing poetry for u :)..give me a chance n i ll worship u all my life :)

Yes, that's probably true.

God must be thinking on your eyes when he mades the stars

Your absoluty gorgeous wow

So much that I bought the cow.

I know milk does a body good but damn girl, how much milk have you been drinking?

Singing doesn't work that well over the internet, Bob.

hi..u r the most beautifull lady ..i have seen here..trust me.but i would love to sing for you from MLTR..

"I’m not an actor I'm not a star

and I don't even have my own car

But I'm hoping so much"

My bad.

Sorry that I haven't updated in forever.  I've been pretty busy and just got back into town last night.  I'll be going through my messages (that I haven't checked in a few weeks) and get the good ones up ASAP.

Happy messaging, people!

I wonder what happens if you divide by zero?

LOVE + CARE = MOTHER

LOVE + FEAR = FATHER

LOVE + HELP = SISTER

LOVE +FIGHT = BROTHER

LOVE + LIFE = WIFE\ HUSBAND

LOVE + CARE + FEAR + HELP + FIGHT + LIFE = FRIEND

Does your heart have any space left for new friend

I suspect this is a compliment. I think.

Damn girl! You finer than a government check! :)

Sounds like I'd probably end up in little pieces and in a freezer somewhere.

That small glimpse is all I needed to message you. You sound like the type of woman men fawn for! You have "it" and I mean that! You exude sexual confidence most girls in this city lack. Sure they are pretty but they lack that pose that shows they are in control of themselves and others.

I bet you can command any room anywhere. No wonder you have a pit. I bet you need a dominant hand to take care of you...

I like dominating beautiful women, I would love to break you in

Asking a girl if she's a porn star? Probably not a good way to get a date.

Okay, so we both know your name is Nicole- that one was easy. But you said you're an actress, which I thought would be easy to uncover on the internet, but a search for Nicole (redacted) seems to pull up alot of websites for a porn star of the same name. So is that why it's awkward to watch yourself on TV? Is that why you will never show a guy your work?? Lol!

Yeah, that's probably not gonna happen.

I love you as pale as you can get! And I see your puppy and I'm so jealous that he is getting a kiss from you... because I really want one too.... Can this happen? :-))))

Well, there goes all my wedding plans.

Even though I don't want a relationship right now, I still like you.

Time? Oh, look at that. I'm fresh out.

Nice pics you look amazing baby girl.my name is Bob* I would love to get to know you when you have time hit me up.

*Not his real name

No, I'm not your sugar daddy.

sugar daddddyyy?;)))))))sugar daddddyyy?;)))))))sugar daddddyyy?;)))))))

The fact that I'm on a dating site for singles didn't give it away?

Hi what's up how are u. I live in qnz nyc your very hott are u single

Let's do it like the Old Gods did.. Blood sacrifices!

You're gorgeous! I'd love to worship you! You're definitely a goddess

If anyone asks how your number ended up in M4M Craigslist Personals.. I know nothing.

My name is Bob*, im from Bobland**, which is in south east Bobonia***, and i go to school full time, work at Bobling**** hospital and live in Bobling n my number is 5551115555*****, text me love :)

*Not his real name

**Not a real place

***Not a real country

****Not a real hospital/county

*****Not a real phone number

Spelling would be a good start..

Natural Beautyyy wat do I gota do to get to kno ya its worth writing an essay for u lol so how's everything how was your weekend

Judge? No. Post on my blog? Yes.

such a beautiful woman. You seem like a very classy woman, who holds herself with respect, and beauty; your eyes have me mesmerized. I liked what i read and even more what I saw. You look like the type of woman who can be sensual and provide stimulating conversation, and hopefully, in the near future, I can take you out sometime. So what is your name and number gorgeous so we can talk and I can see the beauty beneath the surface. I know you're going to judge me harshly, but I am a decent, hardworking guy.

I have been. It's not working.

Hi. Close your eyes and wish for a hot sweet charming guy on here?

Dude, it's "may I?" Duh.

Can I have you..................................................................?

Undeniably so.

I can't stand actresses... they just think they're so much cooler than everyone else.

I wouldn't say *most* beautiful. Maybe like, 3rd though.

Hello im Bob*,

How are you?

You are god's most beautiful creation.

*Not his real name

No, you really didn't have to.

OK I'm sure we are looking for two completely different things, I'm looking for a friends w/ benefits type deal but I just had to tell you that you are the sexiest woman on here BY FAR. I mean you are drop dead gorgeous! I'm sure you hear it all the time but I just had to drop in and tell you

I'm going with no.

What's up breezy? How's your night going? You like arrogant bastard?

Do all the ladies get poems or am I just that lucky?

hey hiii how u doing cutie pieee? lol where u from?

my name is Bob* i heard ur very smart and i believe so

i mean damn u got it all smart fun gorgeous a dream come true

god bless the guy that will get the shot with u lol

*Not his real name

That's what I love: a man that's given up.

Hi there .

What you are optimistic about ?

I have met a lot of creepy girls , some overweight and other just wanted a free dinner or a free movie ?

Please , tell me what ypou looking for , because i am done with this site .

Bob*

*Not his real name

Bob, let it go.

Mar 5, 2013 – 9:40am

Haha i bet it does take you a while, im sure you have tons of guys messaging you! You are quite the cutie with what seems from your profile, a pretty kick ass personality. When you come around to my message again, il be eager for your response haha.

Bob*

Mar 14, 2013 – 10:16pm

Hey hey!

Mar 23, 2013 – 12:38am

=P

Apr 15, 2013 – 8:20am

Hey stranger

Apr 19, 2013 – 11:08pm

=P

Apr 21, 2013 – 8:22pm

Hey gorgeous, whats up?

May 10, 2013 – 3:37pm

Peek a boooo

*Not his real name

Gee.. I wonder what it could possibly be. I bet it's a pony! Updated.

Hey remember? lol I was gonna show u something on cam lol u dont need to show anything.. Let me know if u got skype or yhoo masnger

-Nice try. Does anyone ever really fall for that?

Yea lol or they just acted like that to see what i got lol

-Ha. That's hilarious.

Wanna take a look? Lol

-No.

Are you quite sure you're a doctor?

i definitely wann hang out with u discover u see what u all about, I am rab a youn doctor working in bobland* at the mpment n maybe will expand soon.. looking to chit chat with u and see what r u all about .. have fun n enjoy life eventually, hit me up n lets start up girl ..lif is too short

*Not a real place

So *that's* why 4 out of 5 dentists recommend me.. The sneaky bastids.

You have the sweetest smile. I think if I kissed you I might get a cavity.... ;).

I have a vague feeling you're trying to insult me.. I would care but my Give A Fuck button is broken.

Hellllo...urban dictionary may describe you as 'Heavy Duty' after downloading your profile description. What kind of a man can handle you Without acting I wonder? :/

Whoa.. how did you know?

Where do you get your moisterizer from? I am guessing it was created by the hands of god, blended with roses from the harvested fields of the Garden of Eden. Its doing wonders for your complexion.

Your opinion has been duly noted.

U don't need make up to look good it's natural for u. No cake face

Considering I specifically say how much I hate the gym.. I'm going with no.

Hi, my name is bob* I viewed your profile you seem interesting and look very attractive I would like to get to know you better, get back to me if your interested. BTW do you think you can be my personal trainer bella? :-) I live 2 miles from bobland**

*Not his real name

**Not a real place

Gee.. How could I resist?

I'm attracted to you for some reason !? Wanna give it a try ?

What do you have to loose.. Time .. same goes for me try me ;)

No time or patience for dating.. on a dating site. Good call, Bob.

Hey cutie ;)

You want to go for a drink and just grab a room for one night at the Marriott in the city?

Hope that doesn't come off too crazy. I literally have no time or patience to do the whole dating thing.

I'm developing 2 companies and I'm out of town a week out of every month. I haven't even been home in NY for a month now, kinda getting home sick for the first time in a long time. But I am flying in from Cali in a few days so I'm happy about that.

I'm pretty easy going so don't be shy :}

Yeah, pretty sure I'm not your mom.

hey ma just wanted to show some love. im bob* new to this site and just moved back to the city trying to make some new friends, im a great guy i work and drive single no kids i will love to know more about u,how u doing?

*Not his real name

Doing a little less good now that you've called me Barbie..

Hey Barbie whats up, how you doing besides good?? Love the smile by the way =0)

The thought of children makes me run screaming in the other direction. Probably not a good opener..

you and i would have gorgeous children .. lol hell you look alottt like my future wife

I could probably guess the type of movie you want to make, Bob.

We should make a movie... I'm bob* what's your name? And what are you into

*Not his real name

I think your intro could use a little work..

Hey brat what part of Bobland* are you from? I work out of Bobland* and Bobland* mostly

*Not a real place

Glad you approve.

I'm impressed. you actually don't look that bad without makeup.

This is very important to a man :)

Like, actually through them?

Hi you caught my eye your quite an intellectual person I can see right through your eyes;) whats your name? Im Bob*

*Not his real name.

Sent to watch over me? You've done a shitty job so far. Thanks a lot.

I was sent here by God to watch over you but I fell and broken my wings. You help me up and now I am your angel with broken wings. Unable to leave your side for I have fallen for you

Yeah, well they don't like you.

I like ur boooobs I like ur boooobs I like ur boooobs I like ur boooobs

Uh.. Nothing nothing nothing much much?

Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey! What's What's What's What's What's What's What's What's What's What's What's What's up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up?

Well, thank God you specified you were male. That could have been confusing.

Hi im 27m bobland* looking to get to no u im bob** im a good guy im jewish

*Not a real place

**Not his real name

I'm not sure I speak that language.

Ouuu. Weeeee ( hows it going jhfçcvdjrrujjdjududjjdjdhhddrdddddddhdhdhrdhd

Uh, thanks?

just gorgeous the amazing smile makes up for the paleness lol

No, no I don't.

Lets do random stuff at my place, haha arent I a dog, gotta luv it!!!

Sorry there have been no updates lately.

Either people are catching on or I've gone through all the weirdos.

But I can't imagine it's the second one.

Can't say he's not persistent..

4/22/2013 5:41:36 PM

Looking beautiful sweetheart , how's everything going ?

4/22/2013 7:08:14 PM

What part of bobland* are you in

4/25/2013 7:25:03 PM

Your amazing

4/29/2013 8:46:45 PM

You're looking amazing !! What's going on beautiful , how was your weekend ?

*Not a real place

What's with the quotation marks, Bob?

A Pleasant Good Afternoon to you, My name's Bob Bobby*. I am 37 years

old (Single) from Bobland (Bob County). Your pictures and

profile are "SENSATIONALLY AND EXQUISITELY" Beautiful. I hope I wasn't

interrupting or disturbing anything.

*Not his real name

I suppose we'll have to agree to disagree.

Nice display picture, but I think it would look even better if it had me with you in it.

Probably nothing you want..

Hello, what are looking to give to a guy who has everything he needs and most of what he wants?

Despite this message, I assure you guys.. I do, in fact, have 2 eyes.

You have one of the most amazing and mysterious eyes that I have seen. I would love to know more about you.

Why, yes, I do agree. And no, not even a little curious.

Hi.. my name is bob*.. but if I was to beg to be your slave.. would you call me one and find a use for me..? Don't you agree your beauty deserves to be catered to and pampered..? Admit your just a little curious ..!

*Not his real name.

Oh, look. I'm an X-Men character. Updated!

The greatest ,cute,innocent(more devillish side) fun loving smile i ever seen but dangerous to start with ,lol and your eyes ,wow can start the fire,but it is your persona, which i

love to know more about,inbox me

11 minutes later..

DROP THE LINE,

DONT BE A HEART BREAKER ,

9.1.1 FINE LADY WANTED

I only know one type of charting and I hope that's not what you're asking..

Hey what's up my name is BOB* what's yours ?? I think you are very very cute and attractive.. Would you like to date me ?? If so lets start charting and see where things go.. I'm looking forward to showing you great times and getting to know you more while making you laugh a lot !! TTYL BISOU BOB dB)

*Not his real name.

You're awfully optimistic.

I got more than a small glimpse of you... I get such a nice feeling inside every time I look at your profile.. I must've read 3 times already and send you a couple messages.. Give me a chance, let me take you out for dinner and a couple drinks. And you'll never have to try pof again and neither would I.

Oh, Bob.. You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

I suppose youve had bad luck on the dating scene...What happened the 1st time you were on pof

Does this mean you want to hire me? Revisted!

Original post here.

So, yeah.  I'm a sucker.  I couldn't help myself and I responded to his message asking what exactly "business and discreet" meant.  Of course, it was a seeking arrangement type thing and he went on to tell me that most women tell him to keep the vacations and just give them the cash.  So, you know, like a hooker.  After that I stopped responding, my curiosity sated.  Then I received this message:

Well Hello again...getting back to our little discussion we were having...the answer to your question is yes...woman do say those things...as far as y...it could that some are just tired of the bullshit guys say over and over...or the woman attending NYU paying her tuition but struggling otherwise...so she's looking for an attraticve guy to have a good time with and make some extra cash...whatever it is..i pride myself with being a real dude...and being honest...and i'm a very private person...no facebook etc etc...and when certain women see that...they open up to you...and wanna make these deals with you...but anyway...let me explain why i put that option in your message box...it.s simply because your my type of girl...and i mean exactly...i have 2 ex's that look just like you lol....and for me that sets you apart from everyone else on here...but being realistic i'm thinking more than likely you might not feel the same way as i do...i mean if you do that's great...but if not...there are some other options we could explore...to say tactfully....that i promise you would end up in both our favors....soooo hopefully you get this message and send me back a favorable reply untill then ttyl

p.s..that picture of you in the red dress with the pale skin...is a winner for me lol...i would add some heels to that eqation and ask that you do nothing but model for me all day lol....just a thought for the mind...wink wink!!!! lol

So, basically, if I don't like him, that's cool.. He's more than happy to pay me to like him.  

I think grandma might have a problem with that..

You are totally somebody I would push my grandma into traffic to get my hands onto :D. Anyway, I am Bob* and I am just a little bit more awesome than kim kardashian's butt...Lets have a cup of something delicious and some beyond fantastic conversations which would include but not limited to robbery and diet coke! If you can handle it, that is. :D

Rock n Roll

Prince Charming

*Not his real name

Do I even want to know? *Updated

You are so hot ;) I would..

My response: "I do not know what that means."

It means, I want to take your clothes off and kiss you...

Ew.

You're looking at my what?

Hi honey what's up. I lookin u picture and your beautiful girls ;)

No, I didn't.. Oh, wait. Did you mean you?

Cutiee said hi......................... ...... ....................................................... ..

That sounds a little rapey, Bob.

Hey guess what I'm Bob*, I'm 31, I got a nice car and I'm going to take you on a date to somewhere I guarantee you never went on a date before. If you ask where I'll tell you but one thing is for sure you'll never forget our first date

*Not his real name

Does this mean you want to hire me?

Hello my name is Bob*...I think your gorgeous and i'd like to have a conversation or 2 with you...i'm employed and play no little boy games..and mist of all i know how treat a woman..i don't have much free time on my hands..but the time i have i'm tired of spending alone...i need a nice companion...and someone to go on vacation with too!!

P.s if you not feeling all I just wrote..then we can work something else out...we could even keep it discreet and business if you'd like

*Not his real name

Tell me, it was being ignored that did it, huh?

hey pretty how are you?i live in Bobland* too maybe we will have a chat a bit if you dont mind hit me up my name is Bob**

30 minutes later..

Hey seems i like you a lot lets have a chat a bit

*Not a real place.

**Not his real name

So this deal is only good for a few years then..

Youre too cute to be a starving artist... Ill give you food! You only need to keep looking great as you do

Yeah, pretty sure.

Are you sure you're not a parking ticket? You have FINE written all over you! What is your name? ;)

America's Most Wanted? No, not this week.

Very creative profile. Dare I say "snarky"?

So you are on tv? Hopefully it isn't America's Most Wanted.

All that hair and no date? Is it all yours? Meaning did you buy it or or did it grow out of your pale scalp?

Well, I'd have to check with my ally to be sure..

lets have a pale war! we can see if your more pale than a 100% sweedish guy.

Btw dont be offended that i like the gym or if you squirted me with a spray gun that i would dump you into a giant pool of self tanner.

lastly my fantasy is to live in a house that is a giant ball pit i hope thats right up your ally.

My makeup? It totally just looks that way.

Hey, are you one of these girls that takes forever with hair and make-up or does it just look that way ?

And bald what?

You got nice teeth!! And a radiant smile and baldhdhdjdjdjddjjswiwieiekekedndnsnsnsndnxsjwjsjdbxjwiwdudhsbwux

I bet he thinks I'm really smart too.

Hi how are you doing hun you looking cute and attractive and Def beautiful

I suppose he makes a good point.

is that beautiful face with a nice body.. im curious because you have only face pics

You mean, not much besides the 6 paragraphs I wrote?

Howdy!

I'm Bob*. You seem pretty cool [and really cute]. You didn't put much on here, but I think we'd get along. it's better than some of these girls listing their life stories! [Well not really, but some are pretty long and detailed...]

What do you do for fun?

Anything youd like to know about me?

*Not his real name, obvs.

Yeah, that is a little rude.

You're pretty do you do adult films? Just wondering hope its not rude

Well, good to know.

riding my harley,going out meeting new people and having a good time makingr iends,im looking to meet someone ,have fun ,friends,and taking it from there to see what could happn what my fture holds and what that other person can do to enrich my life and wht i can do for them Loving, caring, affectionate , loyal, sweet (with the occasional bit of sarcasm- lol)

I enjoy spending free time with my family and friends - dinner - trying new restaurants,drinks, , movies, traveling and of course - spending nice quiet nights at home with that special someone I'm Bob* and reading about you was fun

*Not his real name, obvs.

Oh, yes PLEASE.

Hi! I want to ask you if you want a guy like me to come to you and please you with my mouth. It's a great honor and pleasure for me to to do this for a queen like you. I can just please you and leave after it immediately. I know it's a dead chance probably, but anyway, just wanna let you know how greatful I would be if you let me do that. I'm also massage therapist, I could also give you professional massage absolutely for free, only for letting me please you.

Please, let me know what you think, I'm free today..

Can't say it's not tempting. Oh wait, yes I can.

old fashions and facesitting this weekend?

Thanks, that was fascinating.

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That's one way to get past the 50 character limit..

hi there how was ur day

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Gee, why hadn't I thought of that?

pretty funny profile!! water pistol assassin huh lol!! well anyway just wanted to say hi,,btw besides giving pof a try how about giving the sun a try as well!! lmaooo lata

Paypal for what, exactly?

hi. you are way out of my league but maybe we can be besties? im great at errands and, um, all of that. wait nevermind how embarassingg. haha sorry! you rule! can i just paypal you for no reason?! eek

No, I like my settings just the way they are.

hey sweet heart you have a beautiful smile =) wth i gotta write your a paragraph to send u a message lol....

umm idk what else to say sheesh lol u got to change ur settings sweety lol

Charm me with your what?

I LIKE YOU PROFILE IT REALLY WON ME OVER !!,WHAT A ANGELIC FACE YOU HAVE, HIT ME BACK SO I CAN TRY TO CHARM YOU WITH MY AND ,TAKE YOU OUT !!

Yes, I really am.

It does appear you are wearing a diamond on your ring finger....

you looking for someone on the side of your marriage?
And are you really that pale? Joking...