Well, I'd have to check with my ally to be sure..

lets have a pale war! we can see if your more pale than a 100% sweedish guy.

Btw dont be offended that i like the gym or if you squirted me with a spray gun that i would dump you into a giant pool of self tanner.

lastly my fantasy is to live in a house that is a giant ball pit i hope thats right up your ally.