FAQ

I don't believe you really get all those messages..
Oh, believe it, my friend.  I do.  Also, I take a screenshot of each one for future reference.  No, really, I do.

How many messages do you get a day?
Somewhere between 10 to 30 messages a day.  Sometimes less, sometimes more.  I think the most I've gotten in a day was a little over 50.  I'm guesstimating though.

So, what sites are you on?
I'm only on 2 sites currently.  POF (Plenty of Fish) and OkCupid.

Can I have a link to your profile?
Nope.

Don't you think what you're doing is kinda bitchy?
Maybe.  But this is the internet, man.  Fucking cowboy up.  

Do you ever get any good messages?
I do!  I get more good messages than bad, actually.  I truly appreciate every guy that takes the time to write a nice message.  I know how hard out there in the dating world it is.

What qualifies as a "good" message?
One that makes a reference to something in my profile (showing that you read it) is a good start.  Pointing out something we have in common is good too.  Maybe throw in a joke or a compliment.  It doesn't have to be longer than a few sentences, honestly.

Hey, that's my message that I sent you!  Will you take it down?
Wait, seriously?  Damn.. How'd you find this site?  And no, I won't.  But if I left any identifying info in your message, I will definitely change it. 

I'm really incensed at what you're doing and I want to send you hate mail, where should I send it to?
Just send it to TheNicoleNoelle@gmail.com.  Please title your message as "This is hate mail" so that I know to view it and can send an appropriate and well thought out response. 

You know, I've gotten quite a few bad messages myself, can I show them to you?
Absolutely!  I would love to see them.  All you have to do is take a screenshot of the message, copy and paste the actual text in an email and send it to me at TheNicoleNoelle@gmail.com  Oh, and include a nickname that you want to go by so I can give you proper credit.  :)