After a few days of perfectly normal messages, I thought I was in the clear..

Hi there you are really cute :) something about me that you should know: I am the kind of guy who knows what he wants. I have my stuff together, own a car, nice big house, I am hopeless romantic, kind, I could be very sexxual if I wanted to be but it depends on the woman, if you are a woman who doesn't love sexx, I won't even ask u for it, or if you are a woman who loves sexx a lot you better prepare yourself for this big boy who will rock your world all night long. When I say I am big, I mean it's pretty damn big so u better be able to handle it like a real woman. I am blunt and straight to the point, if you don't like what I say, you are not the right woman for me. Other than that, I know how to treat a girl, I am a lot of fun to be with which would drive some women crazy sometimes :) My goal in life is to be happy as much as I can, same goes with relationships. Hit me up, you won't be disappointed!

Ah, yes.. The Less Than 3 Word Message Approach.

Pretty lady

Sent from the OkCupid app  Nov 15

Awesome

Sent from the OkCupid app  Nov 30

Dream lady

Sent Yesterday

Not as many massages as I would like. (Updated)

Hi

Sent from the OkCupid app  7:26pm

My name is Bob*

Sent from the OkCupid app  7:26pm

I would like to talk to you and get a chance to know you

Sent from the OkCupid app  7:27pm

I know your so beautiful and get lots of massages

Sent from the OkCupid app  7:27pm

I don't want to waste your time but will appreciate if you massage me back

Sent from the OkCupid app  7:28pm

Thanks

Sent from the OkCupid app  7:28pm

*Not his real name


Some more messages from Bob:

I really think you should go on a date with me

Sent from the OkCupid app  4:50am

No seriously

Sent from the OkCupid app  4:50am

Classy first date idea.. Why didn't I think of that?

Hey sexy what's your name? Lets hang out soemtime drink couple beers smoke some weed