Not as many massages as I would like. (Updated)

Hi

Sent from the OkCupid app  7:26pm

My name is Bob*

Sent from the OkCupid app  7:26pm

I would like to talk to you and get a chance to know you

Sent from the OkCupid app  7:27pm

I know your so beautiful and get lots of massages

Sent from the OkCupid app  7:27pm

I don't want to waste your time but will appreciate if you massage me back

Sent from the OkCupid app  7:28pm

Thanks

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*Not his real name


Some more messages from Bob:

I really think you should go on a date with me

Sent from the OkCupid app  4:50am

No seriously

Sent from the OkCupid app  4:50am