I wonder what happens if you divide by zero?

LOVE + CARE = MOTHER

LOVE + FEAR = FATHER

LOVE + HELP = SISTER

LOVE +FIGHT = BROTHER

LOVE + LIFE = WIFE\ HUSBAND

LOVE + CARE + FEAR + HELP + FIGHT + LIFE = FRIEND

Does your heart have any space left for new friend

I suspect this is a compliment. I think.

Damn girl! You finer than a government check! :)

Sounds like I'd probably end up in little pieces and in a freezer somewhere.

That small glimpse is all I needed to message you. You sound like the type of woman men fawn for! You have "it" and I mean that! You exude sexual confidence most girls in this city lack. Sure they are pretty but they lack that pose that shows they are in control of themselves and others.

I bet you can command any room anywhere. No wonder you have a pit. I bet you need a dominant hand to take care of you...

I like dominating beautiful women, I would love to break you in

Asking a girl if she's a porn star? Probably not a good way to get a date.

Okay, so we both know your name is Nicole- that one was easy. But you said you're an actress, which I thought would be easy to uncover on the internet, but a search for Nicole (redacted) seems to pull up alot of websites for a porn star of the same name. So is that why it's awkward to watch yourself on TV? Is that why you will never show a guy your work?? Lol!

Yeah, that's probably not gonna happen.

I love you as pale as you can get! And I see your puppy and I'm so jealous that he is getting a kiss from you... because I really want one too.... Can this happen? :-))))

Well, there goes all my wedding plans.

Even though I don't want a relationship right now, I still like you.

Time? Oh, look at that. I'm fresh out.

Nice pics you look amazing baby girl.my name is Bob* I would love to get to know you when you have time hit me up.

*Not his real name

No, I'm not your sugar daddy.

sugar daddddyyy?;)))))))sugar daddddyyy?;)))))))sugar daddddyyy?;)))))))

The fact that I'm on a dating site for singles didn't give it away?

Hi what's up how are u. I live in qnz nyc your very hott are u single

Let's do it like the Old Gods did.. Blood sacrifices!

You're gorgeous! I'd love to worship you! You're definitely a goddess

If anyone asks how your number ended up in M4M Craigslist Personals.. I know nothing.

My name is Bob*, im from Bobland**, which is in south east Bobonia***, and i go to school full time, work at Bobling**** hospital and live in Bobling n my number is 5551115555*****, text me love :)

*Not his real name

**Not a real place

***Not a real country

****Not a real hospital/county

*****Not a real phone number

Spelling would be a good start..

Natural Beautyyy wat do I gota do to get to kno ya its worth writing an essay for u lol so how's everything how was your weekend

Judge? No. Post on my blog? Yes.

such a beautiful woman. You seem like a very classy woman, who holds herself with respect, and beauty; your eyes have me mesmerized. I liked what i read and even more what I saw. You look like the type of woman who can be sensual and provide stimulating conversation, and hopefully, in the near future, I can take you out sometime. So what is your name and number gorgeous so we can talk and I can see the beauty beneath the surface. I know you're going to judge me harshly, but I am a decent, hardworking guy.

I have been. It's not working.

Hi. Close your eyes and wish for a hot sweet charming guy on here?

Dude, it's "may I?" Duh.

Can I have you..................................................................?

Undeniably so.

I can't stand actresses... they just think they're so much cooler than everyone else.

I wouldn't say *most* beautiful. Maybe like, 3rd though.

Hello im Bob*,

How are you?

You are god's most beautiful creation.

*Not his real name

No, you really didn't have to.

OK I'm sure we are looking for two completely different things, I'm looking for a friends w/ benefits type deal but I just had to tell you that you are the sexiest woman on here BY FAR. I mean you are drop dead gorgeous! I'm sure you hear it all the time but I just had to drop in and tell you

I'm going with no.

What's up breezy? How's your night going? You like arrogant bastard?

Do all the ladies get poems or am I just that lucky?

hey hiii how u doing cutie pieee? lol where u from?

my name is Bob* i heard ur very smart and i believe so

i mean damn u got it all smart fun gorgeous a dream come true

god bless the guy that will get the shot with u lol

*Not his real name

That's what I love: a man that's given up.

Hi there .

What you are optimistic about ?

I have met a lot of creepy girls , some overweight and other just wanted a free dinner or a free movie ?

Please , tell me what ypou looking for , because i am done with this site .

Bob*

*Not his real name

Bob, let it go.

Mar 5, 2013 – 9:40am

Haha i bet it does take you a while, im sure you have tons of guys messaging you! You are quite the cutie with what seems from your profile, a pretty kick ass personality. When you come around to my message again, il be eager for your response haha.

Bob*

Mar 14, 2013 – 10:16pm

Hey hey!

Mar 23, 2013 – 12:38am

=P

Apr 15, 2013 – 8:20am

Hey stranger

Apr 19, 2013 – 11:08pm

=P

Apr 21, 2013 – 8:22pm

Hey gorgeous, whats up?

May 10, 2013 – 3:37pm

Peek a boooo

*Not his real name

Gee.. I wonder what it could possibly be. I bet it's a pony! Updated.

Hey remember? lol I was gonna show u something on cam lol u dont need to show anything.. Let me know if u got skype or yhoo masnger

-Nice try. Does anyone ever really fall for that?

Yea lol or they just acted like that to see what i got lol

-Ha. That's hilarious.

Wanna take a look? Lol

-No.

Are you quite sure you're a doctor?

i definitely wann hang out with u discover u see what u all about, I am rab a youn doctor working in bobland* at the mpment n maybe will expand soon.. looking to chit chat with u and see what r u all about .. have fun n enjoy life eventually, hit me up n lets start up girl ..lif is too short

*Not a real place

So *that's* why 4 out of 5 dentists recommend me.. The sneaky bastids.

You have the sweetest smile. I think if I kissed you I might get a cavity.... ;).

I have a vague feeling you're trying to insult me.. I would care but my Give A Fuck button is broken.

Hellllo...urban dictionary may describe you as 'Heavy Duty' after downloading your profile description. What kind of a man can handle you Without acting I wonder? :/

Whoa.. how did you know?

Where do you get your moisterizer from? I am guessing it was created by the hands of god, blended with roses from the harvested fields of the Garden of Eden. Its doing wonders for your complexion.

Your opinion has been duly noted.

U don't need make up to look good it's natural for u. No cake face

Considering I specifically say how much I hate the gym.. I'm going with no.

Hi, my name is bob* I viewed your profile you seem interesting and look very attractive I would like to get to know you better, get back to me if your interested. BTW do you think you can be my personal trainer bella? :-) I live 2 miles from bobland**

*Not his real name

**Not a real place

Gee.. How could I resist?

I'm attracted to you for some reason !? Wanna give it a try ?

What do you have to loose.. Time .. same goes for me try me ;)

No time or patience for dating.. on a dating site. Good call, Bob.

Hey cutie ;)

You want to go for a drink and just grab a room for one night at the Marriott in the city?

Hope that doesn't come off too crazy. I literally have no time or patience to do the whole dating thing.

I'm developing 2 companies and I'm out of town a week out of every month. I haven't even been home in NY for a month now, kinda getting home sick for the first time in a long time. But I am flying in from Cali in a few days so I'm happy about that.

I'm pretty easy going so don't be shy :}

Yeah, pretty sure I'm not your mom.

hey ma just wanted to show some love. im bob* new to this site and just moved back to the city trying to make some new friends, im a great guy i work and drive single no kids i will love to know more about u,how u doing?

*Not his real name

Doing a little less good now that you've called me Barbie..

Hey Barbie whats up, how you doing besides good?? Love the smile by the way =0)

The thought of children makes me run screaming in the other direction. Probably not a good opener..

you and i would have gorgeous children .. lol hell you look alottt like my future wife

I could probably guess the type of movie you want to make, Bob.

We should make a movie... I'm bob* what's your name? And what are you into

*Not his real name

I think your intro could use a little work..

Hey brat what part of Bobland* are you from? I work out of Bobland* and Bobland* mostly

*Not a real place

Glad you approve.

I'm impressed. you actually don't look that bad without makeup.

This is very important to a man :)

Like, actually through them?

Hi you caught my eye your quite an intellectual person I can see right through your eyes;) whats your name? Im Bob*

*Not his real name.

Sent to watch over me? You've done a shitty job so far. Thanks a lot.

I was sent here by God to watch over you but I fell and broken my wings. You help me up and now I am your angel with broken wings. Unable to leave your side for I have fallen for you

Yeah, well they don't like you.

I like ur boooobs I like ur boooobs I like ur boooobs I like ur boooobs

Uh.. Nothing nothing nothing much much?

Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey! What's What's What's What's What's What's What's What's What's What's What's What's up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up?

Well, thank God you specified you were male. That could have been confusing.

Hi im 27m bobland* looking to get to no u im bob** im a good guy im jewish

*Not a real place

**Not his real name

I'm not sure I speak that language.

Ouuu. Weeeee ( hows it going jhfçcvdjrrujjdjududjjdjdhhddrdddddddhdhdhrdhd

Uh, thanks?

just gorgeous the amazing smile makes up for the paleness lol

No, no I don't.

Lets do random stuff at my place, haha arent I a dog, gotta luv it!!!

Sorry there have been no updates lately.

Either people are catching on or I've gone through all the weirdos.

But I can't imagine it's the second one.