Woman Feels Like She’s Finally Ready To Start Receiving Unsolicited Vulgar Messages Again NEWS IN BRIEF January 11, 2016
SAN DIEGO—Explaining that she had needed a few months to herself to “get
back to the right emotional place,” local woman Laura Berman told
reporters Monday she finally felt ready to start receiving completely
unsolicited and extremely vulgar messages again. “It was really
important to have some time to regroup, but now I think I’m ready to put
myself out there again,” said Berman, who stated that, after careful
consideration, she has decided to open herself back up to a relentless
barrage of sexually explicit and unwelcome emails and texts from
strangers. “Call me old-fashioned, but I’m glad I waited until I was
mentally prepared to start [opening crude and offensive messages from
men who I’ve only spoken to briefly, if at all, that make me feel
incredibly uncomfortable, and then after I’ve politely asked them to
stop, being bombarded with obscene insults and sometimes violent threats
that make me terrified to even look at my phone]. I think it’s time.”
At press time, Berman reportedly expressed surprise at how easy it was
to get back in the swing of things after opening three consecutive
messages containing photos of various unknown men’s genitals.
http://www.theonion.com/article/woman-feels-shes-finally-ready-start-receiving-uns-52143
Thanks, The Onion, for writing an article so true I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry.
