After a few days of perfectly normal messages, I thought I was in the clear..

Hi there you are really cute :) something about me that you should know: I am the kind of guy who knows what he wants. I have my stuff together, own a car, nice big house, I am hopeless romantic, kind, I could be very sexxual if I wanted to be but it depends on the woman, if you are a woman who doesn't love sexx, I won't even ask u for it, or if you are a woman who loves sexx a lot you better prepare yourself for this big boy who will rock your world all night long. When I say I am big, I mean it's pretty damn big so u better be able to handle it like a real woman. I am blunt and straight to the point, if you don't like what I say, you are not the right woman for me. Other than that, I know how to treat a girl, I am a lot of fun to be with which would drive some women crazy sometimes :) My goal in life is to be happy as much as I can, same goes with relationships. Hit me up, you won't be disappointed!

Ah, yes.. The Less Than 3 Word Message Approach.

Pretty lady

Sent from the OkCupid app  Nov 15

Awesome

Sent from the OkCupid app  Nov 30

Dream lady

Sent Yesterday

Not as many massages as I would like. (Updated)

Hi

Sent from the OkCupid app  7:26pm

My name is Bob*

Sent from the OkCupid app  7:26pm

I would like to talk to you and get a chance to know you

Sent from the OkCupid app  7:27pm

I know your so beautiful and get lots of massages

Sent from the OkCupid app  7:27pm

I don't want to waste your time but will appreciate if you massage me back

Sent from the OkCupid app  7:28pm

Thanks

Sent from the OkCupid app  7:28pm

*Not his real name


Some more messages from Bob:

I really think you should go on a date with me

Sent from the OkCupid app  4:50am

No seriously

Sent from the OkCupid app  4:50am

Classy first date idea.. Why didn't I think of that?

Hey sexy what's your name? Lets hang out soemtime drink couple beers smoke some weed

Sorry about your small penis. Might want to rethink your opening message though..

you were told you were pretty way to many times in your life. Good luck on finding a man to make you happy! Im sure you look in the mirror and get more satisfaction!

Newp.. Definitely sounds very Neanderthal.

ah eh umm....mmmmine. Yup I'm deciphering claiming you! Not in a Neanderthal kind of way think of it more like a finding nemo sort of thing :p

No, that doesn't sound creepy at all..

Yes baby you look so nice. Come here now. You're beautiful and need to hear it more

Sometime I get tired of this question.

hey there whats up? whats a beautiful lady like yourself doing single?

-Well, I tend to kill my sexual partners. It really puts a damper in attempting a lasting relationship.

 B. Widow.*

*Not my real name

Uh, thanks for clarifying that you're not a woman beater.. Good to know

Hi my names bob* and I was wondering if you want to chat . A little about me I work for a school have for eight years ive never cheated and never will I also have never hit a woman . Im a no bs no drama guy I tend to take car of others before my self . Well if you would like to know more lets chat thanks.

*Not his real name

I think I need my lawyer for any future responses.

Why are you on TV?

-Those fuckers from Cops insisted on filming my arrest.*

*Actual response.  Not actually arrested.  Yet.

You just convinced me to chop it off.. Thanks!

Hi Nic! More hair than you know what to do with huh? I know what I'D do with it..... Pull on it :) You would forget about everything else in life...

-Bob-*

*Not his real name.

Thank you for that copy and paste "MESSAGE"

Dear Beautiful,

I thought, I would take the time out to write you this message to let you know that I'm a well rounded, down to earth, athletic, gentle caring, career minded, hard working, driven, secure, loyal, healthy life style, "SAPIOPHILE" single man who has his own place, car, career, no kids, never been married and completing my bachelors degree in Computer Science. Who loves to cook gourmet dishes, clean, give massages since I had classes in Massage Therapy, doing laundry, being a neat freak and is a personal Physical Fitness Trainer. So if what I wrote entices your mind, body and most importantly soul. Don't hesitate to respond back to this message. I'm just tired of meeting so many "fake" females that don't know what they "want" in life. I just wish their was one female out there in this world that can prove to me that not all females are the same. Also the main reason I'm interested in your profile is because were in the same age group so the maturity level should be mutual. Plus I don't want to sit here and waste your "TIME" as well as mines. I hope you really can understand where I'm coming from beautiful.

Sincerely Yours,

Bob*

PS: You're "BEAUTY" caught my attention but I know once I get to know you it's your "PERSONALITY" that will capture my heart me lady..

*Not his real name

I'm sure if you send the same generic message a 4th time, I'll change my mind.

Hey there! I would love to chat with you if you are interested! :)  11/13/2014 6:34:08 PM

Hey there! I would love to chat with you if you are interested! :)  11/14/2014 5:02:39 PM

Hey there! I would love to chat with you if you are interested! :)  11/15/2014 10:20:48 AM

Let me guess.. You're volunteering?

Gorgeous smile and eyes! You need to pass those flawless gene's on and have a baby at some point your beautiful girl! !!

Sorry, I think I'm all tied up that day.

Hey there,

I'm visiting from Bobcity*, Bobland** and in town until Tuesday morning. I was wondering if you'd be interested in trying something different - rope bondage. I'd love to meet and discuss potentially tying with you. All your limits respected.

Thanks,

Bob***

*Not a real city

**Not a real country

***Not his real name

Uh.. thanks for the info?

Online dating is where sad meets crazy...

I think I'll stick with "almost" then..

You are almost perfect, the only thing that I see wrong are your lips. They aren't touching mine :p

Sorry, I do have a man.. I just like to hang out on dating sites for funsies.

hello how r u doing if u don't have a man can I take u out to dinner

I think I'll wait for the next ship..

I completely meet your criteria and you passed the ole eyeball test, so welcome aboard the Galactica baby:-).

Sounds fattening..

Ur beautiful if u were on the McDonald's menu ud be mcgorgeous

Yes, that is too blunt.

sorry if this is a little blunt but I really wish I could push you up against the wall and kiss you right now :p

Not that I don't enjoy the 4 different pet names, but..

How is your beautiful Thursday progressing thus far, Gorgeous? I must say Im really digging your profile..:-). Im really takened a back by it, very interesting... also what a pair of lips u have on u & luv dt colgate smile of yours :-) You seem like a really nice genuine person. I hope? dollface.I also think u are beautiful. You have some capitvating eyes. Have anyone told u dt before? If u dont mind me asking. Where r u from (ethnicity & location wise)? Something about you , I cant to put my finger on seem it, but I'm really digging it tho, hun. You seem like u got a good head on your shoulders & real go-getter (like me) . Thats something we both have in common:-D. That's a good start. I would love to get some tea, coffee, or adrinks with u 1 day? Hows this site treating u boo thus far¿:-) & i promise u this .that this is not a copy & paste, i took the time to write this. I felt you was worth it hun...:-

Well, I do what I can.

What a pretty white girl.i sure would luv to get to know her.lol

Unlikely.

Hey how are you, would you like to spend the summer getting to know each other and maybe lost in each other's eyes

No. No. No.

wanna go out for milkshakes?

wanna go out for milkshakes?

wanna go out for milkshakes?

King Solomon shouldn't have given up then!

I don't judge a book by its cover but I love nice art you look super hot and beautiful in that picture now I know why King Solomon at 700 was because you never met u

Thanks for the quote.

"Love is what happens to a man and woman who don't know eachother."

W. Somerset Maugham (1874-1965) British Novelist and play write. Thought that might be relevant for this site. Love the words put together in your profile. Smart, witty, and sincere. New to the NYC area a little intimidated but excited. Just looking for a friend that might wanna go to a museum, and broadway show sometime. You seem like a dynamic person who I would appreciate getting to know more of.

Tip, Bob.. Being called a "thing" is not a turn on.

Wow are you a beautiful thing would love to be able to get to know you, interested,, Bob* :)

*Not his real name

Lol, no.. No, you are not serious.

wow u are so sexy!!

do u want that i show u all my body in my webcam?

"She" who?

Isn't she lovely. Isn't she beautifulllll..and I know that we could be so amazing. .

Well, then. Thanks?

Hey how are you my name is bob* and really like your profile and your pic and i will burn down city for you

*Not his real name.

Is that different than an awkward embrace?

I'd like to buy you coffee, after we wake up holding each other in a love embrace.

Bigger! Shame you'll never see them.

Hey, are those bewbz as big as I think they are? :P You look absolutely stunning! ;)

And it's not keeping the creeps away.. Odd.

I didn't know that the about me section should include what you dislike about someone's profile, odd

"No no no no no no no no no no no no" said me.

"Hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hit hot hot hot hot hit hot hot hot hot hot hot hot" they said.

Hm.. Nope.

Hey, I have a question for you! Are you mature enough to be able to appreciate a genuine compliment?

Because what could possibly go wrong with sending your number to strangers?

❤️😍❤️WOOOW YOUR A HOTTIE !!!WHATS UP MY NAME IS BOB* ITALIAN LEBANESE,I LIVE AT BOBLAND** BOBVILLE** NY,AND BOBSYLVANIA** NJ...I 🌹🌹AM VERY ROMANTIC,SPONTANEOUS ,GIVING CARING,I OWN MY BUSINESS WITH MY DAD,CAR DEALER SHIPS ALL OVER NYC AND NJ,,,,I THINK YOUR HOT AND I WOULD LOVE TO GET TO KNOW U,,HERE IS MY NUMBER 555-555-5555,,LEAVE ME A NUMBER,.. HOPE TO HEAR FROM U SOON, XOXO,,BOB*❤️😍❤️❤️

*Not his real name

**Not real places

I.. I can't say I've gotten those two before. Huh.

Hi, how are you? You take good photos . You remind me of Pam Anderson and Mira Sorvino...even better. What is your background